juicy peanuts 

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.

Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”

juicy peanuts by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

Testicle Peanut Juice 

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

Testicle Peanut Juice by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018

Peanut Butter Juice 

The slimy gel that forms on the top of Organic Peanut Butter in the jar when it sits for a long time.

Ew did you get that nasty Organic Peanut Butter that accumulates a Peanut Butter Juice over time?

Peanut Butter Juice by Peaunt Butter Queen July 24, 2010