judaic

A politically-correct term to refer to a jew, or a person of jewish heritage.

"I prefer the term 'jew' myself."
-me

judaic by Dave March 26, 2004

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

Judicially Molested by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011

Res judicootie 

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....

Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.

Res judicootie by sheila in the car December 28, 2011

Judicial Predator

A person who works in law enforcement with a significant level of power, (Judge, Prosecutor, Detective, Policeman/Policewoman, Attorney General, etc.) who uses his/her power to maliciously target and falsely charge law abiding citizens, in an attempt to advance his/her own career. The victim is used as a brownie point for the Judicial Predator so that he/she can gain favor in the public eye. The Judicial Predator’s ultimate goal is to create the illusion that he/she is good at doing one’s job, this is all done at the expense of a good law abiding citizen who was targeted and in some cases lured into a trap set up specifically for them.

WTF, Linda Fairstein is such a Judicial Predator! She maliciously prosecuted those 5 innocent black boys (aka the Central Park 5) and put them in prison for years, for a crime they didn't even commit! & to think all of this was to receive praise & make herself look good in the public eye. SAD. Well, It all backfired in the end & now people see her for what she truly is.

Judicial Predator by Dishon Bull November 22, 2019

Judicial Law 

Anything and everything that exists in this parallel universe where we are mere blipses in the concept of time that we have created to help comprehend with the harsh reality that more exist the beyond out inferior and menial minds

Tom: *says something unimportant*
Aaron: yeh...... but Judicial Law

Judicial Law by anonymous October 7, 2020

Judicious Dope 

a term signifying that something is extraordinary, unbelievable, or amazing beyond compare

The hydraulics on your car are judicious dope!

Judicious Dope by ghettofabulousness March 24, 2013

Judaism 

The monotheistic religion of the Jews, tracing its origins to Abraham who is venerated as the model for absolute faith, trust, and submission to God. Judaism, Christianity and Islam are known as the Abrahamic traditions or religions, because Abraham is the beginning point for the story of all three traditions. Its spiritual & ethical principles are embodied mostly in the Hebrew Scriptures, the Torah, and the Talmud. It is the faith of the people of Judah and it's the developed faith of the semetic people known as Hebrews or Israelites. It is recognized as the first religious tradition noted for its monotheism and deep commitment to ethical responsibility. The Hebrew tradition did not begin as monotheism. This developed over time. The theme of truth gained by experience through trial is strong in the Jewish tradition. The Jewish tradition is foundational for Christianity and Islam. Each builds on the context of its predecessors and understanding the others helps to understand each.

Fully developed Judaism, Christianity, and Islam share a common view of the human condition and how this is to be remedied. God chooses to take action to call human beings back to a proper relationship, to bring us in harmony with his will, and to restore order to Creation. In general, all three agree this is important, because there is life after death including a judgment, where all will be rewarded or punished according to their merit. Where the three traditions disagree is on the final means of remediation.

Jews believe in one God. They do not accept Jesus as the true messiah and are still waiting for their messiah.

Judaism by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ June 23, 2010

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010