"Trump, Just Shut The Fuck Up"
(Variant of JSTFU)

Concise, convenient response for use when a wholly fictional, outrageous, and/or often outright dangerous bit of obvious misinformation is spewed out into real world.

"The COVID-19 outbreak will be temporary. It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle --it will disappear."
"T,JSTFU"

"Anybody that needs a test for COVID-19, gets a test. They have the tests. And the test are beautiful."
"T,JSTFU"

"COVID-19 was something nobody thought could happen."
"T,JSTFU"

"Masks and other equipment are going out the hospitals' back doors."
"T,JSTFU"

"Thousands of people were cheering in New Jersey right after the 9-11 attack."
"T,JSTFU"

"John McCains's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."
"T,JSTFU"

"People are saying I'm the greatest president since Lincoln."
"T,JSTFU"

T,JSTFU by MrArchaneChile April 5, 2020

Related Words

jstfu • jstfualmeyp • jstfufo • jstfunfm • T,JSTFU • j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o • J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M • J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B • j.s.t.f.u.a.m.o.w.m. • jstump

Jsttu Apyyrt

You just managed to write "Harry Potter" but always chosing the next letter on the keyboard. Or you just got wrong 10 fingers typing. Congrats.

I tried searching for Harry Potter and instead it showed me Jsttu Apyyrt. What did I do wrong?

Jsttu Apyyrt by Sisak24 June 1, 2021

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

A website that is used by many to inform other parties of what they should do in the event they ask a stupid question.

The site has been online for many years, since the early 90's.

The site can be classified as a joke.

Excerpted from the website www.justfuckinggoogleit.com:

Someone thinks you are an idiot because you were too stupid to check Google before asking a question. They gave you a link to this site as a joke. The fact that you followed it pretty much proves the point.

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com by Louis van Zyl April 2, 2008

jetfuel

the use of massive amounts of cocaine or other illegal narcotics

Man jun did you see your man art over there in the club? Yes i did you know him,always on that jetfuel.

jetfuel by ajmblock January 28, 2009

jstfunfm

Derived from stfu,
abbreviation for:
"Just shut the fuck up n fuck me"
easily used to save small talk

MSN chat:
girl: "hey wats doin?"
boy: "jstfunfm"

jstfunfm by niceneasy May 16, 2011

Jstup

A person who has nearly no life and barely passes things in life.

Who was that we just played?
Oh that was Jstup, He's a beast.

Jstup by Jstup March 7, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026