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"Trump, Just Shut The Fuck Up"
(Variant of JSTFU)

Concise, convenient response for use when a wholly fictional, outrageous, and/or often outright dangerous bit of obvious misinformation is spewed out into real world.
"The COVID-19 outbreak will be temporary. It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle --it will disappear."
"T,JSTFU"

"Anybody that needs a test for COVID-19, gets a test. They have the tests. And the test are beautiful."
"T,JSTFU"

"COVID-19 was something nobody thought could happen."
"T,JSTFU"

"Masks and other equipment are going out the hospitals' back doors."
"T,JSTFU"

"Thousands of people were cheering in New Jersey right after the 9-11 attack."
"T,JSTFU"

"John McCains's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."
"T,JSTFU"

"People are saying I'm the greatest president since Lincoln."
"T,JSTFU"
T,JSTFU by MrArchaneChile April 5, 2020

Jsttu Apyyrt 

You just managed to write "Harry Potter" but always chosing the next letter on the keyboard. Or you just got wrong 10 fingers typing. Congrats.
I tried searching for Harry Potter and instead it showed me Jsttu Apyyrt. What did I do wrong?
Jsttu Apyyrt by Sisak24 June 1, 2021

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com 

A website that is used by many to inform other parties of what they should do in the event they ask a stupid question.

The site has been online for many years, since the early 90's.

The site can be classified as a joke.
Excerpted from the website www.justfuckinggoogleit.com:

Someone thinks you are an idiot because you were too stupid to check Google before asking a question. They gave you a link to this site as a joke. The fact that you followed it pretty much proves the point.
the use of massive amounts of cocaine or other illegal narcotics
Man jun did you see your man art over there in the club? Yes i did you know him,always on that jetfuel.
jetfuel by ajmblock January 28, 2009

jstfunfm 

Derived from stfu,
abbreviation for:
"Just shut the fuck up n fuck me"
easily used to save small talk
MSN chat:
girl: "hey wats doin?"
boy: "jstfunfm"
jstfunfm by niceneasy May 16, 2011
A person who has nearly no life and barely passes things in life.
Who was that we just played?
Oh that was Jstup, He's a beast.
Jstup by Jstup March 7, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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