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the use of massive amounts of cocaine or other illegal narcotics
Man jun did you see your man art over there in the club? Yes i did you know him,always on that jetfuel.
by ajmblock January 28, 2009
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A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.
Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
by Dr. TS October 11, 2016
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

9/11 was an inside job
by Psychotic Science April 11, 2015
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Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

1. When you are arguing with someone who has a seemingly air-tight argument and you blow a load of philological wisdom into his argument.

2. any kind of come back.

3. A literary ejaculation
Joe: 9/11 was clearly the work of Osama bin Laden (and proceeds to show you undeniable proof) Zack: Oh Yeah, well Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams!

Pat: WTF you ate all of my Nutella!

Asshole who ate his Nutella: WTF dude, Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams ergo I did not eat your Nutella

Chemistry teacher: Mr. Erickson will you please tell the class why covalent bonding is different than ionic bonding.

Andrew: Uh because Jet fuel can't melt through steel beams.
by BigDickPic4u April 3, 2015
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jet fuel can't melt steel memes

A spin off of the phrase "jet fuel can't melt steel beams," referring to the tragedy of 9/11 where conspirators say that it must have been an inside job for this reason. To shame this phrase, it has become a meme of sorts and people use it jokingly. The replacement of the word "beams" to "memes" was simply further fuckery with the phrase.
"We shall now bow our heads in a moment of silence for those who lost their lives on this tragic day."
*voice in the crowd* "Jet fuel can't melt steel memes ,"

*conspirators chanting* "inside job. Inside job. Inside job. Inside job..."
by Nicholsonmj01 September 16, 2016
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jet fuel

verb; to sneeze or cough while pooping increasing the pressure and helping to finish quicker
I never would have made it to class on time if I hadn't jet fueled through that deuce.
by AwesomeJE September 4, 2010
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Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.

Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.

ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
by Java September 7, 2004
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