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The kid that sits at his desk and plays computer games all day. Also gets angry at SolidWorks and freaks out when his computer doesn't have WiFi. Though he is an amazing friend. He needs to learn to stop hurting himself. Jeez Jstup.
That one kid : Stupplesack.

That other kid: What game are you playing?

That other one kid: Heh, Jstup. How'd you hurt yourself this time?

The one kid no one cares about: Hey Jstup look what I can do! *gets hit in the balls and can't feel anything*
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Jstup • Jetup • jstump • jsoup453 • jstp • jsttp • jsturtle • Justupid • jst.plushi • J Stepping
-Heyo bruh I forgot your name
-Jsttp
jsttp by Yopela July 23, 2020
Jetup! I'm waiting in the damn car!
Jetup by SensualOne December 24, 2010
Stands for "just something to post"
Like a caption on a picture that was just posted

Caption: "jstp"
jstp by Pureheartz June 16, 2017

jsturtle 

The best person ever, not a simp, a turtle GOD, and is always right in every situation.
Man JSTurtle is soooo cool
jsturtle by DefinitelyNotJSTurtle October 20, 2020
Another way to call someone named Justina.
Hey Justupid get over here.

Hey Justupid when you where shwasted you said "boobs boobs boobs" like a million times.
Justupid by Hugh JaCock January 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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