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The most baller person ever. Auto W in the chat. Brick Wall HOF and Intimidation on HOF. She can kill you with one look. She’s what every girl wants and what every athlete wants to be. Jstump sleeps with a pillow under her gun. It’s been said that if you look in the mirror at midnight and say her name 3x she’ll appear. *ONLY WEAKNESS*: ANKLES
HOLY FUCK ITS JSTUMP!!
jstump by Bozzman November 22, 2023
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The most baller person ever. Auto W in the chat. Brick Wall HOF and Intimidation on HOF. She can kill you with one look. She’s what every girl wants and what every athlete wants to be. Jstump sleeps with a pillow under her gun. It’s been said that if you look in the mirror at midnight and say her name 3x she’ll appear. *ONLY WEAKNESS*: ANKLES
HOLY FUCK ITS JSTUMP!!
jstump by Bozzman November 22, 2023
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Oh that was Jstup, He's a beast.
Jstup by Jstup March 7, 2009
The kid that sits at his desk and plays computer games all day. Also gets angry at SolidWorks and freaks out when his computer doesn't have WiFi. Though he is an amazing friend. He needs to learn to stop hurting himself. Jeez Jstup.
That one kid : Stupplesack.

That other kid: What game are you playing?

That other one kid: Heh, Jstup. How'd you hurt yourself this time?

The one kid no one cares about: Hey Jstup look what I can do! *gets hit in the balls and can't feel anything*

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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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