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jschlattz__ 

A PERSON WHOS HOT AND SMEGGSY ANS SWAGGY
kid 1: your jschlattz__

kid 1: *happy*
jschlattz__ by UrMomIsGay1982 July 10, 2021
Words you can keep

jschlattz__ 

Person 1: do you know jschlattz__?
Person 2: no.
Person 3: disgrace.
jschlattz__ by nyctophobiaified July 10, 2021

Jschlattz___ 

Ah yes , jschlattz__. Jschlattz__ is a very cool tiktoker. Very swag and i reccomend following them. If you dont i assume ur homophobic /hj.
Person 1: do you know jschlattz___?
Person 2: no , i dont why?
Person 1: you disgrace.

jschlatt 

A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.
Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer
jschlatt by xxxadicion July 27, 2019

Jschlatt 

Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)
Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.
Jschlatt by Babylikethemovie September 16, 2020

Jschlatt 

The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal
Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime
Jschlatt by Buytwitchprime September 30, 2019

Jschlatt 

A twitch streamer who is a Wii Sports god, (used to be) a Minecraft Country President, an amazing babysitter and an all round funny guy. He still has that thang on him.
#fuckstal
Person: Who's that? He's got sexy mutton chops!
Intellect: That' Jschlatt. He hates bitches named Emily.
Jschlatt by mcytsimp007 November 24, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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