joymining

The opposite of doomscrolling.

When you resort to looking for the positive instead of the negative when bored and online.

I was joymining for hours before bed last night, not about that doomscrolling shit.

by Mattticuss November 8, 2020

Jimining

The act of becoming oblivious to your environment due to thoughts of Park Jimin.

I was jimining and lost all sense of where I was and missed my off ramp.

by Saranghaeyobtsforever August 17, 2019

joyriding

1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.

'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '

by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006

Jimining

The act of quacking, being cute and sexy at the same time. Also includes being late to events, meetings, etc.

Taehyung is Jimining today, he is supposed to be here at 4 and it’s already 4:30!!!!

by Bang tanschesthair September 18, 2019

biscuit joining

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017

joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

by cathryn July 30, 2006

Joyriding

The act of going to a cycling class for the sole purpose of staring at the busty instructor

Dude, my girlfriend thinks I'm going to the gym to get healthy when I'm really just joyriding

by Dickmuncher3000 June 13, 2015