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Joanah
Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
Jovana
She is beautiful, amazing, and so bold. She loves adventure and stands for what she believes. She has beautiful features, but stays humble. If you ever get to hang with her, you are a great person. She is going to be famous for sure. She has the personality and the act. Whether that is singing, dancing, or acting. She is the true definiton for a triple threat.
Jovana by Nicki minjaj July 15, 2018
jovana
When used in the context of a Mexican/Puerto Rican/Texan female, the Term/Name "Jovana" denotes utter fabulous perfection.Known to be the most gorgeous of creatures Jovana is a very creative and unique one of a kind person.Shes going somewhere with her life and can't be stopped.Shes better then you and is very aware of it.Although Known to be selfish,superficial,and materialistic at times she does "care" for others....sometimes.Jovana is just a lusciously adorable human being.And we should all worship her highness as much as possible out of fear she'll snap and murder us all.Then donate our bodies to the necrophiliacs.
Jovana
An amazing, beautiful, girl. She is very into looking amazingly dressed and a fabulous aesthetic. She listens to the best type of music and always creates trends. Once her trend is created she creates more to keep the basic girls copying. Don't mess with her though. She will get you back even better. She is of Hispanic background.
Everyone wishes she was Jovana. Jovana is fantastic in anything she puts her mind to. Whether it is music or dancing, she is amazing at it.
Everyone wishes she was Jovana. Jovana is fantastic in anything she puts her mind to. Whether it is music or dancing, she is amazing at it.
" I am so jealous of those notes Jovana was singing this morning."
" Jovana is so sweet, I would love to be her friend."
" Jovana is so sweet, I would love to be her friend."
Jovana by Ninki minjajjjjj October 8, 2018
jovana
Jovana is the best person in the world. She is so funny and amazing. She is a beast at many sports and she likes to be better than everyone else. She is the biggest crackhead which makes everyone laugh. She is very stupid but for some reason she gets good grades. Jovana is one of a kind everyone needs a jovana in their life.
Javanah
Javanah is very down to earth person. She would rather stay to herself than hang out with friends. Javanah is very shy at first but is outspoken when you get to know her. Very intelligent and active. If she said she loves you best believe it. If you ever lose javanah as your friend then you lose out big time will never get another like her.
Javanah by Kareem Smith June 14, 2018
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