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Johrdon is a nice and caring person. They always look out for others before themselves. They always know how to make you laugh, even on accident. Johrdon has an AMAZING sense of style, they can rock any outfit. Johrdon is very likable. They’re everyone’s friend! Johrdon is a very smart, intellectual person. They always know what to say and do. Johrdon is also very TRUSTWORTHY. You can tell them anything and you’ll be guaranteed your secret is safe with them. They can be stubborn sometimes, but that’s what makes them Johrdon! Johrdon is the absolute most sweetest person you will ever meet. They will always be there for you, no matter what. Johrdon always defends their opinion, standing up for themself. Johrdon is a go with the flow type of person, ready for anything. Johrdon can be very awkward at times, but they always keep the conversation going. Johrdon is the type of person who will always try to make you smile. Just thinking of them will they will make you smile. Johrdon is an amazing friend. Johrdon is a warm person. Johrdon’s stupid jokes will always get you to laugh, even if they aren’t funny. Overall, Johrdon is just this person you will always be comfortable with, and that you will want to be around.
“Johrdon”
“:)”
Johrdon by loser11 May 6, 2020
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Jordon Mckenny 

The most amazing man I have ever met in my entire life. He is good looking, has an attractive smile. Always makes you laugh and likes to be with his friends. He is a caring person who knows how to treat a woman the way she deserves to be treated. His hugs feel warm and loving. He is a keeper.
Jordon Mckenny is the man I will keep forever
jourdon is super hot. he always knows the freshest memes around. dankest meme lord in the country. his memes make him famous. he doesn't meme often, but when he does it's amazing. he truly is a meme lord.
"jourdon just made the dankest meme. come check it out."
jourdon by ChocaLaca February 2, 2018
Simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. Just the presence of a Jordon makes all woman in the room orgasm on the spot. It is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of titans a Jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. Some nicknames for a Jordon are The holy lord, Chuck Norris and i'm not worthy. Gets greatly offended if you call him a Jordan.
Person 1: omg do you know who that is?

Person 2: of course i do it's a Jordon

Person 1: we should start bowing

Person 2: i think he's pissed we haven't already
Jordon by Thebigman15 October 8, 2010
A sweet loving girl who is always obsessed with a band and loves her best friends more than anything. Always a beautiful girl and tends to be a little short but really smart.
Guy : Did you see that girl?!!
Guy 2 : yeah she's beautiful
Girl: That's jordon she's my best friend we're practically sisters
Guy: I love her
Jordon by Ermen December 20, 2012
A very sexy guy.He gets all the girls.Jordon cares for everyone but his mood changes very quickly so be careful what you say to him.He may get all the girls but he doesn't date them so he's only a secondary threat .If you come to like him tell him as soon as possible ,because if you don't there might not be another chance.But he doesn't date black girls ,if your mixed that's a different story.
Have you seen the hot new guy Jordon
Jordon by Sonic the hedgehog March 7, 2017
My Best friend. and amazing guy who knows how to make everything thats bothering you just fade away. knows how to make you smile even when your crying. who's kisses can send you to the moon and back, and make you want them more and more. who's hugs can make some one strong cry like a little baby. who's love is something girls have been looking for since the dawn of time. some one who's smile puts the sun to shame. some one you think of daily. some one you love uncondisionaly. some one you wish you could spend you whole life with but you know you can't. some one who loves Hong-Kong because they know what it means. i still love you jordon
his kisses remind me of Jordon.
Jordon by Darlene[Rainbow] September 30, 2009
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