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The hottest, most breedable, character from the franchise Bungo Stray Dogs, he’s sadistic, but it’s kind of hot in a way. May or may not be 6 feet under, I’d still let him hit though. He is the owner of one of the finest, thickest, pair of thighs of the whole cast, in which I would let him crush me between.
“I want Jouno to dominate me”
“Omg same!”
Jouno by sillyshit March 13, 2022
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A homosexual character from the series Bungou Stray Dogs. He’s an ass and no one likes him not to mention he’s an abelist and a disgusting character
J: Jouno is my favorite character!
G: Ew emo fag
jouno by Hot cishet poe stan March 23, 2021
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Vore.me.jouno 

A fucking insane bungo stray dogs fan on TikTok who posts very concerning content regarding his thoughts on bsd characters And the things he would like to do with them
Vore.me.jouno wants to smash edgar allan poe
Vore.me.jouno by lesbianfish March 21, 2022

vore.me.jouno 

person:did you see vore.me.jouno's recent video?

person2:yes, I did! vore me jouno
A JOWNO is a mixture of a joker, clown, and a hobo. You must spell 'JOWNO' in capital letters. A JOWNO can be found on the emoji keyboard for apple products. It's on the 8th page in the group with the bell. It's the first emoji. A JOWNO only has a head and hair; no body.
AHHH; There goes JOWNO bouncing up and down the streets!

JOWNO IS COMING!RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
JOWNO by ThisisforAJT December 30, 2012

doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.
Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"
doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Doing a Jono 

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).
"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"
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