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jouie

a tall glass of water; essentially the name of a beautiful girl. french for sexy
that girl is such a jouie! how gorgeous
by give me money and eat shit December 10, 2020
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Jouie is sad
by jasiribatson June 5, 2017
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jodie comer

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.
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Joule Misanthropy

The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.

This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.

Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.
"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"

"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."

"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."
by Big Diggity February 19, 2015
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Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007
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angelina jolie

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009
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