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He is a handsome boy. the first thing you notice about him is his beautiful eyes and his gorgeous hair. Hes one of the most sweetest people you could ever meet but hes not the one you would want to mess with. When he loves something he goes for it and does anything to reach his goals. He is very loyal. He will hide his feelings alot but he will truly express them if he really loves you. He can act really tough but he will always have a soft spot for that one person. He has many friends but keeps the real ones close. Josueth is one of the best people you will ever meet. Hes so heartwarming and funny. He will never fail to put a smile on your face. He makes you feel safe. You dont ever have to worry about being alone because Josueth will stay with you through everything. Josueth is a loverboy, when he loves someone its really real. He has an amazing girlfriend and they are the most cutest couple ever. anyways, josueth is perfect. the way his curls are so perfect. The way his rich brown eyes glow like honey in the sun. His beautiful face that looks like a gods. Not to mention his smile that brings light into everyones lives. Josueth is a very compassionate person with the best personality ever. His voice is so soft and so sweet. His touch is the most addictive thing ever. the way he makes you feel is just crazy. If i were you i would never want to loose a Josueth. but anyways you bitches need to back off because hes my man. xoxo isa
"wheres josueth?"
"the basketball court"
josueth by Josueth February 27, 2023
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He is the best friend you can ever have ! When you are ever down he will always be there to make you happy!
When ai am sad joseth will always be there to make me happy
Joseth by A Kelsie March 15, 2019

Josethebest 

You have always stuck up for me and been by my side. I appreciate you for the crazy amount of loyalty, generosity, positivity that you never stopped giving! I really wanna see you succeed in life, you deserve everything great that life has to give. I most definitely see you as family and I love you more than words can describe, stay safe bro..
Josethebest I wanna thank you for being apart of my life
A sweet intelligent person, with a creative mind, always there for her/his friends no matter what. Caring and nurses the people they love. Sometimes lazy when it comes to choirs but active when it comes to partying and work. They are stronger than they look, bravery comes out when necessary. Always reaching their goals.
No ones more sweeter than josseth
A Hauge dick that suck at cod
Wow hes such a josethe
josethe by Ikke jan December 5, 2017
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