The cutest girl you’ll ever find! She gets good grades but is actually very dumb when it comes to practical things. Commitment is very hard for her but if she really does like you, she’ll keep you in her heart forever. She may come off as a serious person, but she actually likes to have fun and do sill things with the people she loves the most.

I would really love to have a Joshmine one day.

Joshmine by im kidding but lowkey true tho November 7, 2020

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joshing

just to mess around with someone

Just joshin' you dude!

joshing by heather December 21, 2003

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Joshing the ball

When someone throws or kicks the ball horribly in a direction farther than the person that was originally supposed to catch the ball.

Joshua: -Throws the football in the wrong direction-

Logan: God dammit, stop joshing the ball.

Joshing the ball by NickleSickle April 5, 2022

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I'm just joshin

joke around

I'm just joshin: When you fuck around or do something stupid
Bro I simply failed that test. I was just joshin.

Marco hit the pee pee stick. He was just joshin

I'm just joshin by daddykaydin March 18, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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