The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.