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Joses: HAHAHAHAHA
Guy: He's mad
Joses by YOUR BOY ANOUNYMOUS November 22, 2021
In Biblical Names the meaning of the name Joses is: Raised; who pardons.
Joses is a writer in John 4:36
joses by Necromancer herobrine February 26, 2023

joses cum dream 

when jose really wants to cum but has to do it on shannon’s forehead bc he lost
he’s just gay lol joses cum dream is hot

Holy Joses 

The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.
"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"
Holy Joses by b0jangles!1 October 16, 2007

Joseph Joestar 

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo
Joseph Joestar by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017
A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.
joestar by SONO CHI NO SADAME June 29, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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