1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular
Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an
arrogant bastard, but he says far more
intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.
1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the
designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"
2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating
death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"
3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken
out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"