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screwed over; got the wrong end of the deal

"I don't want to get jooped into spending more on the bill for dinner than Steve."

jooped by kissmyturkey March 16, 2016

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Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003

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Joepedo

A pedo named Joe.

Joepedo was caught in the high school girl's locker room again.

Joepedo by booburns June 30, 2009

jopede

gayass mother trucker (gotta keep it christan) who abuses in every situation possible

jopede abuses 24/7 and is gay

jopede by sgdshdjdgjg January 23, 2018

jooned

To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.

Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.

jooned by Joon W February 19, 2009

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Jomped

Where someone gets ownd so badly it's the equivelant of being stomped by a jew.

Jim: "Dude when we were playing Halo 3 last night I was jomped by a no scope....."

Bob: "Well yeah dude.... you suck."

Jomped by E. J. Z. July 14, 2009

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Jooed

to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way

Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.

Jooed by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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