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Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman
Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014
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a name bequeated upon a person of superior social class and intelligence. Joliane, or Jo, can usually be approached and domesticated with a shot of whisky or other spirit. A likeable breed, Jo spends her time striving for perfect, which is unnecessary, because, let's face it, she's awesome.
impressionable stranger 1: Hey, have you met Joliane?
IP 2: Yeah, she reaks of awesome.
joliane by sonotjo1986 January 23, 2011
Joulian is bad
Joulian is bad
joulian by Zeektheplumber October 26, 2020
The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.
"You must have some Joosian ancestors"
Joosian by Itai October 18, 2005

jolianne 

an amazing amazing human being who is so so nice and so so sooooo friendly like I love them so much. they are super fashionable and cute and just AHHH. they also love dogs and ariana grande AND are married to Noah Schnapp <3
this girl jolianne is so sweet and will be famous some day
jolianne by jolianne December 1, 2020
A Person that sucks at playing Minecraft and over watch
Omg you suck you pulled a joulian
You killed my dog, you pulled a joulian
joulian by _notzach_ October 26, 2020
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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