JodiApnea
is a medical condition that most everyone will fall victim to when in the close proximity of JODI, and her overwhelming beauty.
first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
Leo: bro, you okay? you weren't breathing!
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
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