jonsch

to steal something

I totally jonsched that chocolate bar!

Please don't jonsch that!

by Roseliniaa April 30, 2019

Joscha

Other word for god.

I believe in Joscha

by Joscha lul July 12, 2017

joschua

Joschua, an extremly gorgeous man with a weakness for blonde women.
A stoner who‘s down for whatever in a freaky way.
He loves beaches, bitches and ganja.
A gentleman who knows how to steal your girlfriends heart.

1: „omg did you saw joschua yesterday?“
2: „ fuck yes, a sexy Independent man who knows How to flirt“

by Monkeysman68 February 13, 2018

joscha

A Joscha is a indeed handsome man with beautiful eyes, he is very kind and his laugh is contagious. He is the kinf of guy who doesn't drink too much at new years eve and deserves so much for being an amazing friend and being there when he is needed! Allthough Joscha ist a very attractive human being, his cats are slightly more attractive and they should be kept in eye sight at all times, or else they might be kidnapped. Joscha is a great travel companion, patient but also very honest. And he is a very comfortable person to cuddle with.

oh look its joscha... i'd love to go on a trip with him right now!

by gipfeligirl January 3, 2017

jenschen

German word to describe the direct repetition of a joke or stealing the idea of a joke.

Person A: There are only 10 types of people who get jokes in binary: those who get them and those who don't.

Person B: Haha, yeah, and there are only 11 types of people partying: those who do, those who don't and those who pretend they do!

Person A: B,this is jenschen...

by MrSchwamm December 31, 2022

Joschka

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He’s also a massive MASSIVE nerd… but in a good way. He can be a little quiet at first but if you spend enough time around him you’ll soon come to realise how thoughtful and funny and perfect he is. There is no one that comes close to a Joschka. He is sporty and funny and intelligent and GORGEOUS. What more could you want?

Who’s that fitty over there?

Must be a Joschka!

by ryanreynoldsiscool November 22, 2021

Jónsvhá

It's when you predict what drink another person is drinking without seeing it or them telling you.

You- "Are you drinking Pepsi?" Person- "Yes, wow. Did you Jónsvhá me?"

by ShminkyShmanky June 21, 2022