Joschua, an extremly gorgeous man with a weakness for blonde women.
A stoner who‘s down for whatever in a freaky way.
He loves beaches, bitches and ganja.
A gentleman who knows how to steal your girlfriends heart.

1: „omg did you saw joschua yesterday?“
2: „ fuck yes, a sexy Independent man who knows How to flirt“

joschua by Monkeysman68 February 13, 2018

joscha

A Joscha is a indeed handsome man with beautiful eyes, he is very kind and his laugh is contagious. He is the kinf of guy who doesn't drink too much at new years eve and deserves so much for being an amazing friend and being there when he is needed! Allthough Joscha ist a very attractive human being, his cats are slightly more attractive and they should be kept in eye sight at all times, or else they might be kidnapped. Joscha is a great travel companion, patient but also very honest. And he is a very comfortable person to cuddle with.

oh look its joscha... i'd love to go on a trip with him right now!

joscha by gipfeligirl January 3, 2017

jenschen

German word to describe the direct repetition of a joke or stealing the idea of a joke.

Person A: There are only 10 types of people who get jokes in binary: those who get them and those who don't.

Person B: Haha, yeah, and there are only 11 types of people partying: those who do, those who don't and those who pretend they do!

Person A: B,this is jenschen...

jenschen by MrSchwamm December 31, 2022

Joschka

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He’s also a massive MASSIVE nerd… but in a good way. He can be a little quiet at first but if you spend enough time around him you’ll soon come to realise how thoughtful and funny and perfect he is. There is no one that comes close to a Joschka. He is sporty and funny and intelligent and GORGEOUS. What more could you want?

Who’s that fitty over there?

Must be a Joschka!

Joschka by ryanreynoldsiscool November 22, 2021

Jónsvhá

It's when you predict what drink another person is drinking without seeing it or them telling you.

You- "Are you drinking Pepsi?" Person- "Yes, wow. Did you Jónsvhá me?"

Jónsvhá by ShminkyShmanky June 21, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026