Jonsa 

A popular fan ship in Game of Thrones pairing together Jon Snow and his sister-turned-cousin Sansa Stark. Disliked by a large portion of the fan base.

Tom: What's you're favourite jonsa scene?
Luke: I dunno, I'm not really into that...

Jonsa by hahanothinbro April 4, 2019

Jonsa 

A disgusting ship in Game of Thrones that suggests Jon Snow and Sansa Stark will be a couple. It is a plague on the Game of Thrones community.

Jonsa shipper: Did you see the scene where Jon reunited with Sansa?! It was epic, I know they are going to be a great couple!
Normal person: Get the fuck out.

Jonsa by kingkong32 September 26, 2018

jonsa 

a crackship in game of thrones that got every theories right but the shippers got bullied and harrassed by jonerys fandom and people who thought dany will never become evil ever.

bnf guy: i cant believe the shippers got it right, man, jonsas are good at this

a pressed jonerys shipper: they can have the correct theories but they can never have a canon ship where half of the pairing killed the other uwu

jonsa by melli918 July 27, 2019

Jonsa Biceps 

a World champion armwresler. It is said that he won against shaggy using 2% of his Powers!

He also destroys mr alex every time they meet on the table

Oh look! its JONSA BICEPS. Watch out or he might crush your balls with his NMDs

Jonsa Biceps by Memobu7 February 25, 2019

jonah marais roth frantzich 

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.

"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

jonah marais roth frantzich by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017

Jonah Marais 

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette

girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT

Jonah Marais by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat

Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich by wdwmarais March 13, 2018