Muscle found on the top half of the arm, made up of the long head and the short head muscular bundles. Both link in to the elbow joint and both link in to different parts of the scapula, or shoulder blade, for those unfamiliar with the precise workings of that most noblest and erotic of things: the shoulder.
One of the easiest muscles to develop in bodybuilding training.
Culturally an important thing for men to cultivate, if he ain't got no biceps he ain't gonna be helpin you move that couch. Flexes the elbow and looks impressive. If you want to spend hours on it. Hours that could be spent fellating the neighbour's dog.
Despite the prominence of the bicep muscle it plays little role in actual strength and punching power, as far as the arm is concerned the triceps muscles are far more powerful as they are made up of three, larger heads and move both the shoulder and forearm.
The biceps maketh the man. Biceps are made not born.
If you were a bicep you'd want to be big and powerful wouldn't you. Remember that.
One of the easiest muscles to develop in bodybuilding training.
Culturally an important thing for men to cultivate, if he ain't got no biceps he ain't gonna be helpin you move that couch. Flexes the elbow and looks impressive. If you want to spend hours on it. Hours that could be spent fellating the neighbour's dog.
Despite the prominence of the bicep muscle it plays little role in actual strength and punching power, as far as the arm is concerned the triceps muscles are far more powerful as they are made up of three, larger heads and move both the shoulder and forearm.
The biceps maketh the man. Biceps are made not born.
If you were a bicep you'd want to be big and powerful wouldn't you. Remember that.
You couldn't own Paris Hilton in a fight
Sure I could, in fact, if i put you in a chokehold then flexed my bicep your head would pop off. *flexes mighty biceps*
I stand corrected *shits self, runs away*
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With biceps like these I can pull any girl I want
Or you can pull any girl with a brain as small as your pathetic excuse for guns.
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Hulk Hogan has heroically mighty biceps that could crush the skull of any would-be burglar or celebrity.
Sure I could, in fact, if i put you in a chokehold then flexed my bicep your head would pop off. *flexes mighty biceps*
I stand corrected *shits self, runs away*
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With biceps like these I can pull any girl I want
Or you can pull any girl with a brain as small as your pathetic excuse for guns.
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Hulk Hogan has heroically mighty biceps that could crush the skull of any would-be burglar or celebrity.
by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009
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pronoun- antecedent is always "biceps"
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.
Expression used for the sake of being used; has lost most of original meaning
Origin- Speculated to have been coined by Theodore Roosevelt, as he was known to have an extremely well developed upper body.
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Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.
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Get the Walmart biceps mug.A common claim among bodybuilding enthusiasts who usually weigh between 165-180 pounds. Most of them, of course, are lying.
Small guy with 15" biceps looks at 6'0 215 pound fitness model Bill Davey, who has 18" arms.
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
by mike potter July 6, 2007
Get the "I have 18 inch biceps" mug.A condition where the biceps of a person are malformed to resemble baseballs, caused by improper exercising techniques. Usually this happens when a person half-extends their arm when exercising over a period of time. For example, on a chin-up bar, the person never lowers their body below the half-way point (the farthest they extend makes their arms look "L" shaped). Once acquired, this condition is very difficult to correct. Not only does it limit the person's lifting potential, it looks unattractive to most people.
Hey check out that meat head over there, his baseball biceps look ugly as hell.
I'd better be careful of my lifting technique or I might be stricken with the infamous baseball biceps.
God damnit, I have baseball biceps. Welp, time for amputation.
I'd better be careful of my lifting technique or I might be stricken with the infamous baseball biceps.
God damnit, I have baseball biceps. Welp, time for amputation.
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