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jonny greenwood 

born in oxfordshire, england on the 5th of november 1971, jonny greenwood is one of the greatest musicians of all time. he is lead guitarist of the band Radiohead in which his brother, Colin Greenwood, is also a band member.
as well as guitar he plays the organ, xylo, harmonica, synthesizer, piano, recorder and makes sound effects.
he claims Frank Black, Jimmy Smith and Lee Morgan influenced him.
He appeared in Harry potter and the goblet of fire as a band member along with jarvis cocker and bandmate phil selway.
jonny greenwood is one of the greatest guitarist of all time
jonny greenwood by jonny greenwood January 31, 2006
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Jonny Greenwood 

Someone who has an eery talent for creating some of the most beautiful and original sounds/songs out there.

Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).

A large cog in the Radiohead machine.
You're a right Jonny Greenwood!
Jonny Greenwood is my idol.
Jonny Greenwood by OssettRyan December 29, 2007

jonny greenwood 

jonny greenwood is the most sexy and talented person of all time. he plays guitar along with many other instruments and is part of the most. virgin core band titled “radiohead.” i cant get the video of him playing both the piano and the guitar at the same time in that one life performance of “street spirit (fade out.)” he is also a film director and as i mentioned previously he is so incredibly sexy. he often abuses his guitar. kind of wishing i was the guitar but that’s a whole other kettle of fish.
person 1: “dude did you see that guy with the mushroom cut playing 6 instruments at the same time?”
person 2: “oh that’s just jonny greenwood.”

jonny fucking greenwood 

bruh i want him to abuse me the way he abuses his guitar mmm i love you jonny
“hey i want jonny fucking greenwood’s jaw line to slit my wrist so i can give him my blood so he can live for another 1,000 years”
“oknotok”

Johnny Greenwood

Lead guitarist of the British band "Radiohead." Well known for not only his impressive skill on guitar (and pushing boundaries as to what sounds you can create) but with many other instruments as well (including electronic instruments). He also composed the film score for the Paul Thomas Anderson movie "There Will Be Blood"
Johnny Greenwood's guitar solo on "Paranoid Android" was ranked #34 in the 100 Greatest Guitar Solo's poll from Guitar World.

jonnygreenwoodscoochie 

a meme page owner that is super sweet and deserves the world!! she is super funny and kind. she makes me smile everytime i see her post <3 she loves radiohead and weezer and other “rock bands” she has very good music taste and should be more popular than she already is
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