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A big fat joint. It's a Dutch term but also used outside the Netherlands. Because it sounds so Dutch, it's a pretty popular word among hardcore tokers.
Man, that's one stuffed jonkel you have there. Filled with some crazy ass Netherweed.
jonkel by Dick_H July 18, 2005
Words you can keep

The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man
The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
Related Words
jonkel jon kelly Jonker Jonel jonelle jonkey Jonkler jongel Jockel Jonell
She is a smart woman capable of doing anything problem that comes her way. Jonelyn likes to help people if they ask and will almost never start the conversation first. She unintentionally may seem like a showoff. However she is always concerned about what other people would think of her. Jonelyn need to learn that people don’t pay attention to others as much as she may think.
“Jonelyn helped me with my homework!”
jonelyn by DarlingSparow September 15, 2019
Very caring and nice person. Emotional and sometimes moody. Very affectionate and easily aroused. A great friend and even better lover, very alluring. Can be athletic but also lazy.
jonelle is a good person
Jonelle by ratatattat469 November 30, 2011
A: Meine Mutter wurde gestern angezündet und ist verstorben.. :(
B: HAAAH, was ein Jockel lol....
Jockel by JockelFan88 May 24, 2021
Joniel is the best person you will ever meet in your life and is super nice but gets mad sometimes and joniel has hair and is not so tall.Joniel Is the best person the you will ever meet in this world always there to make your day better and is very smart and makes sure to be smart to have a great life.When joniel is older he will be rich
Man Joniel is the best and joniel is me best friend and he is here for me.

Joniel is annoying sometimes
Joniel by rruturnfjfnf June 1, 2019
A person who is very kind and helpful to others. He has awesome friends and gets good grades at school. He may be shy at first but when you get to talk with him, he is a very nice guy. He can talk about different kinds of topics when having a conversation with him. He knows a lot about music, tv shows, movies, and more. He is the kind of person who can make others happy, even when he is not saying much. Kids and adults like him because of his personality.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seem that one guy who doesn't talk that much?"

Person 2: "Who, Jondell?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I think that's his name."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I know him, Jondell is very nice when you get to know him."
Jondell by JT111 June 16, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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