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joneer is a simple yet adventurous type of women even though she may be quiet her mind is so loud she is curious, kind ,welcoming cares about her surroundings and others she is beautiful in her ways she would make a good soul mate she is understanding and forgiving and yet so interested in every little detail
how are you joneer
where were you joneer
joneer do you wanna go out
joneer by joneer April 24, 2024
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jim joneser 

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.
That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.
jim joneser by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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joneer • Joner • Jonker • joneser • Joener • jonser • jonder • jonee • janeera • Joeneer
A really annoying girl. Maybe too loud -_-
Hey Joeneer, be quiet!
Joeneer by ThePugLord December 18, 2018

joner stogging 

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009
Beautiful, intelligent, and full of love. Her love flourishes through and spread to those who are in need of having love in the there life. This name breathes a sense of life to those who say it making them feel a sense of beauty within themselves. Also shows care and passion for everyone through her beautiful heart and finds her way through tough situations no matter what the case may be.
Jonera helped me find a way to connect with people by a show of love and compassion for all
Jonera by Osiris132 November 12, 2016
Really sassy, big bully. She is a person that loves to flirt and hates any girl that goes in her way.
Joeneer said a cuss word to a girl.
Joeneer by ThePugLord December 18, 2018
Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.
Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...
Joner by The Swolestar August 29, 2020
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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