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jonathas 

Jonathas is that guy few people actually understand. Most underestimate him, but that's his plan, to go unnoticed as he makes his moves on the chess board quietly. He is smart. He is sneaky. He can get away with anything. He will conquer the world and no one will see it coming. He is a mastermind in a nerd skin, or any skin he chooses to wear (at his convenience or for pure entertainment). However, for those who get to know him, he is the most fun and loyal friend someone could ever have. In his friendship there is always laughter and adventure. Life around him is never boring. Even if everything goes wrong, the journey will always be worth if you have him around.
He is full of surprises. He can and does things people would never imagine. His heart is as big as his brain. His sense of humor has almost no boundaries, just as his imagination. He is that kind of guy who is always willing to help. The one who will invite you to join his group at school. He is the one who will speak up for everyone because he always knows what to say. When everyone is panicking, he will come saying "I've got this! It's all fixed!".

He may not be people's first choice sometimes, but he should. If only they knew... But hey! That's his game, that's his play. That's how he will take over the world. So you better watch your step! And make sure you have a Jonathas. That may be one of those decisions in life you will be happy you made until the day you die.
It's all good! We have a Jonathas in our group.
Careful! He is a Jonathas...
We can't go on that trip yet, we still haven't a got a Jonathas.
We better get us a Jonathas before 10pm or we will be in trouble...
What happened??? A Jonathas happened...
jonathas by Olive Jones December 12, 2016
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jonathan turner 

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff 

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off
"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"
jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Slater 

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more
Jonathan Slater by Cal Boy April 7, 2010
Jonathan gave me a pop tart at lunch one time in the 2nd grade
Jonathan by PS4 is hella gay October 23, 2019