jolly jack

v. to goof off; squirreling around; being silly

They're busy jolly jacking, don't expect any work to be done!

by txjest June 30, 2008

Jolly Jack January (JJJ)

This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.

2. 1.

3. 2.

4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).

Your such a beast! Completed the Jolly Jack January (JJJ) !
Lost JJJ on the third day, weak.

by Alpakqua November 7, 2019

Jolly Jackhammer

The sexual action when person A lays flat on the ground, with person B's balls in their mouth, while person B repeatedly hits person a in the forehead with his penis.

have you been abusing Sharla? She has bruises.

No, i just gave her a Jolly Jackhammer

by Roxmosthard June 14, 2008

Jolly Jackoff January

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!

by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

jack jelly

(1)Any substance used as lubrication for male masturbation. (2)Jack Jelly: A specific masturbation product for men in the Gun Oil line by Empowered Products, Inc.

My aunts hand lotion made lousy jack jelly.

by lanstopher March 6, 2009

Jelly Jacking

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.

Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017