jolly jack
jolly jack by txjest June 30, 2008
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Jolly Jack January (JJJ)
This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
Days Times
1. 1.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).
Jolly Jack January (JJJ) by Alpakqua November 7, 2019
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Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
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Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
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