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If you are not sincere with your feelings, don't even try to get close to a Joleen. With those beautiful, penetrating eyes of hers, she can read exactly what is on your mind. She can easily make out your real intentions, so Don't Flirt. It will amount to insulting her and I assure you, insulting her is not at all good for your health. Even when her tone is soothing, her disposition kind and her smile generous, she can be planning the most powerful retaliation. When Joleen is insulted or gets hurt, her fury knows no bounds. The beauty of a Joleen is exceptional, mysterious and totally magnetic.
Joleen is fucking amazing. she's a 20 out of 10 and the perfect woman to be with.
Joleen by nml2 December 2, 2010
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Joleen Thomas 

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas
Joleen Thomas by Duh vin March 5, 2019
A bubbly fun-loving girl who will brighten a room. She is highly intelligent but has plenty of blonde moments! While she may not have many boyfriends, when she gets one she'll be a forever catch.
The room is filled with a Jilleen air.
Jilleen by Kbadass July 27, 2018
The kindest most beautiful girl you'll ever meet on the road of life. With the most beautiful smile, kindest and most loving heart and beautiful blue eyes and most joyful laugh that fills the room with joy. You'll want to spend the rest of your life with her always wanting to be around her, talk with her and be the best of friends with her. You'll always want to tell her how much you love her and how beautiful she is.
guy: I met a girl with the most beautiful smile and kindest heart the other day

other guy: Joleena?

guy: definitely
Joleena by #me.. February 28, 2020
Joleen: A super smart chick with a fly booty. The kind of girl who can hang with the guys but dosent take any shit! A girl who is always on the dance floor and laughs like she means it. Most likely a best friend or, your best friends girl friend.
" Joleen's laugh is like the rarest bird singing."
Joleen by struckbythunder February 3, 2010
Anything which is too cute and hot at the same time in Vapi, Hyderabad, Chennai.
Guy1: Dude, do you see that girl out there?
Guy2: Yeah man, she's so JOYLEEN don't you think?
Guy1: Totally man.
Joyleen by Sidchat7 July 4, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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