A ship name for two people who are rumoured to have a big ass crush on each other, however, this is not necessarily true. One person massively rejects all evidence to back up this point, but on the inside thinks "oh wow, (insert name here) is right, they do like me". Around 14 million people notify this person daily of this fact, yet it is still rejected. The other person cries at night due to the severe rejection from their one true love.
Person A: It's so obvious that he likes you, we'll just call you Joliver from now on lol
Person B (subject): No! He's a big ass greebo and I won't accept this!
Person A: lol ok then, whatever you say.
Person B (subject): No! He's a big ass greebo and I won't accept this!
Person A: lol ok then, whatever you say.
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