Joliver

A ship name for two people who are rumoured to have a big ass crush on each other, however, this is not necessarily true. One person massively rejects all evidence to back up this point, but on the inside thinks "oh wow, (insert name here) is right, they do like me". Around 14 million people notify this person daily of this fact, yet it is still rejected. The other person cries at night due to the severe rejection from their one true love.

Person A: It's so obvious that he likes you, we'll just call you Joliver from now on lol
Person B (subject): No! He's a big ass greebo and I won't accept this!
Person A: lol ok then, whatever you say.

Joliver by yourmumisahermaphrodietortoise February 6, 2019

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joliver

Two people who are in deep love but will kill anyone who mentions it. It's a secretive relationship. They meet everyday but act as if no one knows. They may look like they hate each other but the love is real

Are you two goin out
No , we're jolivering

joliver by Pineapple queen May 15, 2016

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JOLIVERT

to JOLIVERT is Making a story more elaborate then it really is.

When the fisherman got back from his fishing trip empty handed, he decided to JOLIVERT it up by saying he caught a bear bare handed while still holding a fishing pole all while playing his guitar.

JOLIVERT by PETTYOFFICER July 31, 2011