johtimike

One of the versions representative to a person who fits in all 3 of the Magic the Gathering play style types. This particular representative version specializes in explosive fancy plays, even at the cost of victory. Or just good old fashion beating ass while still maintaining a moderately competetive decorum.

No way bro. Josh isn't and Johnny, Timmy or Spike. He's a Johtimike.

by TheStarSwain May 22, 2019

johmike

A Johmike is someone who has recently been circumcised.

Guy 1: Guys I just got rid of my hood!
Guy 2: Bro you’re still wearing a hoodie wdym?
Guy 1: Nah man my other one, downstairs.
All guys: Start chanting* JOHMIKE! JOHMIKE!

by Requis Jontavious July 16, 2021