johmike

A Johmike is someone who has recently been circumcised.

Guy 1: Guys I just got rid of my hood!
Guy 2: Bro you’re still wearing a hoodie wdym?
Guy 1: Nah man my other one, downstairs.
All guys: Start chanting* JOHMIKE! JOHMIKE!

johmike by Requis Jontavious July 16, 2021

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johniken

black man

man johniken is black

johniken by beeawo0 May 12, 2018

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johmike • joemike • johniken

joemike

His parents couldn’t decide on Joseph or Michael, so they went with both. He’s a great kid. He can be a little mean sometimes, but still he’s great. He’s hella hot, encouraging, and witty. He’s dated many girls, but he never badmouths them. He is a true friend and he is insecure. He has lots of friends, many of which find him annoying. So he is kinda disliked, but liked the same amount.

Girl: Joemike is so funnyy
Boy: eh... kinda
Girl: I like his personality

Boy: yeah I guess he is pretty dope

joemike by OneOfTheOwldMasters May 16, 2021

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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