johmike

A Johmike is someone who has recently been circumcised.

Guy 1: Guys I just got rid of my hood!
Guy 2: Bro you’re still wearing a hoodie wdym?
Guy 1: Nah man my other one, downstairs.
All guys: Start chanting* JOHMIKE! JOHMIKE!

johmike by Requis Jontavious July 16, 2021

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johniken

black man

man johniken is black

johniken by beeawo0 May 12, 2018

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Related Words

johmike • joemike • johniken • joe mikey mapa • John Mike

joemike

His parents couldn’t decide on Joseph or Michael, so they went with both. He’s a great kid. He can be a little mean sometimes, but still he’s great. He’s hella hot, encouraging, and witty. He’s dated many girls, but he never badmouths them. He is a true friend and he is insecure. He has lots of friends, many of which find him annoying. So he is kinda disliked, but liked the same amount.

Girl: Joemike is so funnyy
Boy: eh... kinda
Girl: I like his personality

Boy: yeah I guess he is pretty dope

joemike by OneOfTheOwldMasters May 16, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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