A Johmike is someone who has recently been circumcised.
Guy 1: Guys I just got rid of my hood!
Guy 2: Bro you’re still wearing a hoodie wdym?
Guy 1: Nah man my other one, downstairs.
All guys: Start chanting* JOHMIKE! JOHMIKE!
Guy 2: Bro you’re still wearing a hoodie wdym?
Guy 1: Nah man my other one, downstairs.
All guys: Start chanting* JOHMIKE! JOHMIKE!
by Requis Jontavious July 16, 2021
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His parents couldn’t decide on Joseph or Michael, so they went with both. He’s a great kid. He can be a little mean sometimes, but still he’s great. He’s hella hot, encouraging, and witty. He’s dated many girls, but he never badmouths them. He is a true friend and he is insecure. He has lots of friends, many of which find him annoying. So he is kinda disliked, but liked the same amount.
Girl: Joemike is so funnyy
Boy: eh... kinda
Girl: I like his personality
Boy: yeah I guess he is pretty dope
Boy: eh... kinda
Girl: I like his personality
Boy: yeah I guess he is pretty dope
by OneOfTheOwldMasters May 16, 2021
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