johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.

Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.

johny cage by Smeagle69 September 10, 2013

Johnny Cage'd 

The act of punching or being punched in the groin while simultaneously performing a split.

Based on a special move performed by Johnny Cage in the Mortal Kombat videogame

Did you see that fight? I can't believe Timmy "Johnny Cage'd" him like that. Who knew Timmy could pull a split like that.

Johnny Cage'd by Will W. aka stbluesboy January 10, 2009

Johnny Cage 

Johnny Cage is one of the original characters in the Mortal Kombat series of fighting games. He is a popular action star who has appeared in such films as Ninja Mime, The Gist of my Fist, Sudden Violence I - III, and HWAAAA!!! (for which he won an Oscar). He is known as the comic relief character in the games and holds the record for most times killed and resurected (3 deaths, 2 ressurections so far). His first two deaths, however, were attriubted to bad writing, and his official death was in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, though he is set to return in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon. He is known for his Shadow Kick special move, his Decapitation fatality, and his trademark sunglasses. The movies portray him as having something of a relationship with fellow Earthrealm warrior Sonya Blade, and this has been picked up by the games.

*I shadow kick my friend five times in a row*
Friend: Johnny Cage blows...

Johnny Cage by JimboJK2487 February 1, 2006

Johnny Cage 

A nutbuster.

There is no wonder from where Cassie Cage inherited this nutbusting x-ray move...Well,surely from Johnny Cage's nutbusting finishing brutality.

Johnny Cage by Yang_Lee_Badass May 25, 2015

john cage

a brilliant composer, made music out of no instruments or voice, realized that music is so much bigger than the artist, that it can be found everywhere.

John Cage is a brilliant composer, as much a punk rock icon as Sid Vicious or Patty Smith, not because of his style of music but because he bucked the system the way no one else could.

john cage by blah December 30, 2004

Johnny Cage punch 

The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.

Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"

Johnny Cage punch by El Singario February 11, 2006

Johnny Cage 

A popular character from Mortal Kombat based on Jean-Claude Van Damme. Known as a goofy, comic relief character who is all about flash and lacks real fighting ability. Originally designed to resemble the character of Frank Dux from Bloodsport, he was later remodeled to always wear sunglasses in order to look "Hollywood".

Johnny Cage is the coolest character in MK history!!

Johnny Cage by Montenez McBurgers October 25, 2007