9 definition by El Singario

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1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Japan for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful anime that plays in the US.
by El Singario October 06, 2005

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Someone who believes that God created the universe, but completely seperated himself from it.
Phil believes in God, but not any form of divine intervention, making him a deist.
by El Singario September 22, 2005

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A very unfair attack, usually a surprise and aimed at the groin or stomach.
"Why is that guy on the floor?"

"He was standing behind Iggy, who spun around and hit him with a cheapshot."
by El Singario February 10, 2006

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A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.
I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant!
by El Singario September 21, 2005

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The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"
by El Singario February 10, 2006

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A browser that comes standard with Windows. It was once one of the best, but has since become outdated and susceptible to Spyware and viruses. The worst thing about it is that it can't really be removed from Windows, especially since some sites only work with IE.
I started Internet Explorer and started cursing at the flood of pop-ups.
by El Singario September 21, 2005

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A flashing box that tells you what to think, what to wear, what to eat, what to like, what to feel, and more. It's what's mostly responsible for the overwhelming stupidity in America.

Why live life if TV can do it for you?
"I'm going to the library. Would you like to come with?"

"ur dum. im gunna go wtch tv"
by El Singario September 21, 2005

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