9 definitions by El Singario
A browser that comes standard with Windows. It was once one of the best, but has since become outdated and susceptible to Spyware and viruses. The worst thing about it is that it can't really be removed from Windows, especially since some sites only work with IE.
by El Singario September 22, 2005
A moron's way of censoring fuck, in order to get around online censors. The funny thing is, most censors will catch poor fsck, but won't catch f*ck. It's seen quite often on popular sites that don't even have censors.
by El Singario September 21, 2005
1. In Baseball or Softball, to achieve a home run by hitting the ball so hard that not even the player who stayed home with his sick kids could catch it.
2. A single hit that is so vicious that its effects are felt for a while afterwards, usually through flying backwards, falling to the ground, writhing in pain, and throwing up. Bonus points if you do it with a baseball bat.
2. A single hit that is so vicious that its effects are felt for a while afterwards, usually through flying backwards, falling to the ground, writhing in pain, and throwing up. Bonus points if you do it with a baseball bat.
Aaron tried to sneak up on me while I was blindfolded, but I kicked him in the groin, which caused him to be knocked out of the park.
by El Singario February 11, 2006
I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant!
by El Singario September 22, 2005
by El Singario September 23, 2005
The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
by El Singario February 11, 2006
A flashing box that tells you what to think, what to wear, what to eat, what to like, what to feel, and more. It's what's mostly responsible for the overwhelming stupidity in America.
Why live life if TV can do it for you?
Why live life if TV can do it for you?
by El Singario September 22, 2005