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To finish just outside the money. The best of the losers. Commonly heard around the poker table, especially accompanied by questionable play leading to a poorly timed finish.

"Did you win at the poker game last night?"
"No, I went all in with pocket 2's under the gun. Got called by kings and went out in johnth."

johnth by Smit-tay December 29, 2008

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johnten

The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.

Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!

johnten by ultsten July 13, 2018

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Johnathan Smith

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.

Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.

Johnathan Smith by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020

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Johnrhey

A stubborn person. Is very open to meeting new people and is not afraid to start conversations. Has very strong opinions and will argue to make their point clear. Although not the nicest at times, Johnrhey will always be there for their friends and has anyone’s back.

Johnrhey won’t stop fighting me.

Johnrhey by AlrE February 16, 2021

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Johnathan Reeve

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.

"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"

Johnathan Reeve by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017

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Johnathan

REAL NIGGA

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY

Johnathan by BreeezySo October 7, 2020

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Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

Johnathan by straightforseth October 12, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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