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johnson and johnson by john really brown December 7, 2006
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Johnson and Johnson
When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
Johnson and Johnson by DJ Power Up! January 19, 2010
Johnson And Wales University
An ill party school in Providence Rhode Island most of the population at JW is rich kids usually from the new england area or long island. JW also has some of the hottest girls u will see in the north east
it also has a good business program and hospitality program lol
it also has a good business program and hospitality program lol
Yo lets go into providence and see what parties are going on at Johnson and wales university and get fucking trashed and laid
Johnson And Wales University by JGMK December 3, 2006
Johnson and Wales University
A 4 year university in the heart of Providence Rhode Island. Mainly known for its outstanding Business Technology and Hospitality programs and its outstanding looking students. JWU has some of the best looking students in the country, mainly rich kids from the northeast that love to party and hook up
Johnson and Wales University by LKrole December 6, 2006
johnson and wales
johnson and wales by steve April 5, 2005
Johnson And Wales University
A 4 year teaching University in Downcity Providence Rhode Island.
Known mostly for its culinary and hospitality programs, it offers many degrees in Technology, and Business as well.
It's also down the hill from more prestigious school such as BROWN UNIVERSITY and the RHODE ISLAND SCHOOL OF DESIGN (RISD) (Shit tends to roll down hill...)
The students like to think there the best thing sliced sliced bread, when there a group of mostly spoiled brats who couldn't buy their way into a better school.
Known mostly for its culinary and hospitality programs, it offers many degrees in Technology, and Business as well.
It's also down the hill from more prestigious school such as BROWN UNIVERSITY and the RHODE ISLAND SCHOOL OF DESIGN (RISD) (Shit tends to roll down hill...)
The students like to think there the best thing sliced sliced bread, when there a group of mostly spoiled brats who couldn't buy their way into a better school.
Brown U Student1: You don't wanna go across the Providence River
Student2: Why?
Student1: Because, all those wanna be Gottie Johnson And Wales University students are there
Student2: Why?
Student1: Because, all those wanna be Gottie Johnson And Wales University students are there
Johnson And Wales University by An ashamed JWU student January 26, 2007
Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria
An unstoppable duo, whose adventures consist of things including:
Giant moths
Male and Female Plugs
Echoing drum sets
Disgusting coffee from Denny's.
Drinking too much energy juice
Making each other go to dances/ ride horses
Calling each other sluts
Walking to the Snak Shak and getting shitty malts.
Being the best friends we can be to each other.
Giant moths
Male and Female Plugs
Echoing drum sets
Disgusting coffee from Denny's.
Drinking too much energy juice
Making each other go to dances/ ride horses
Calling each other sluts
Walking to the Snak Shak and getting shitty malts.
Being the best friends we can be to each other.
Tiffany Johnson and Nicki Candelaria by FrostbittenxEminence December 24, 2008
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