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Straight savage; knows a lot of street smarts. Drug lord

That nigga johnithin is lit asf

johnithin by Lil_sav ak May 18, 2018

Johnathan Smith

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.

Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.

Johnathan Smith by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020

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Johnathan Reeve

A sweater half breed asian, english man who smashes his PC all night and smashes Grace with his ding dong ching chong.

"look at Johnathan Reeve over there being all sweaty and smashing grace"
"Yeah what a dumb ass"
"Oh shit he's sweating BUCKETS"
"YOO AHAHHA YOO"

Johnathan Reeve by My nigga Burr February 21, 2017

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Johnathan

REAL NIGGA

Guy #1- have you seen johnathan ??
Guy# 2- YEA HE BE COOLIN ONNA LOW DONT WORRY

Johnathan by BreeezySo October 7, 2020

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Johnathan

has a really big dick and you can especially tell when he has his harness on to go on the zip line at the sophomore retreat

Girl 1: Let’s go Zip lining

Girl 2: I hope Johnathan’s up there

Johnathan by straightforseth October 12, 2021

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Rusty Johnathan

When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.

When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.

Rusty Johnathan by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010

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Johnathan

He fucked Dracula's daughter.

Dracula: HAHA Johnathan, you are fucking my daughter!

Johnathan by t0rr1d_ June 8, 2021

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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