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johnbles 

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JohnBles is an omnipotent enigma of sort something like a god in his own universe. You will get lost in his eyes… Aside from any imperfections he may have due to being his own worst enemy, he is perfect in endless ways some seen some unseen since he is both introvert and extrovert. His long list of talents seem to good to be true but they are. Perhaps JohnBles is a descendent of Apollo (who is the God of the sun, archery, truth, healing, music, poetry, truth, prophecy and knowledge. He is best known as the God of the sun.) because JohnBles possess abilities creatively plus well noticeably a beast in the bedroom nothing less then majestic. There are infinity ways to be a man, Yet JohnBles has both empathy and a very masculine form of strength. He is divine. I'm not sure how else to say it. JohnBles is easy to fall in love with and there is no reverse gear. An individual who is perfectly at home with who and what he is. Aware of strengths and weaknesses. The pros and cons within him. A man who does not give one single whit about whether or not anyone thinks he is an ideal man...except for that person he chooses to love. That is JohnBles, you was blessed to ever have known him no matter the outcome of it.
“Have you noticed how JohnBles always assumes formlessness in the way he thinks and moves kinda like that bruce Lee water philosophy?… he gives me ninja vibes.”
johnbles by Waterz_bles November 23, 2021
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Johnless 

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This guy is such a Johnless.
Johnless by anonymous April 15, 2023

Johnklessing 

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Basically, some bloke who has no Johnkless but he rlly wants to Jonk but he is so fucking Ugly blud cant even use a sonk cuz it implodes before he touches it.
BeanGuy: Woah Dave's trying to Johnklessing again Steve: dumb nigga
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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