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The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.
That guy is a true john simons
by The ninja of the soap February 17, 2014
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store
by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014
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