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john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.
That guy is a true john simons
by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014
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John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store
John Simon is loser
by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014
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John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.
John Simmons is weird.
by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018
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