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The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.
That guy is a true john simons
by The ninja of the soap February 17, 2014
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A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store
by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014
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