john it

to take a personal day.

The act of missing work to so something selfish

"Where's jeff today?"
"He's johning it"

"Should I go to class today?"
"No man, John it!"

by thebrat:p January 8, 2010

john it out

a phrase derived from the occasion when one man, who many now know, flopped out his cock to kids at his fat sons sleepover. It is now used when anything is got out,collected,passed and most definitely, flopped.

'OI, Dave, I hear you have a saggy minge, john it out !'

by st martins July 1, 2009

doing it john wayne style

Doing anal sex raw with no lube by accidentally slipping in and you just keep going at that point.

Joseph are you doing it John Wayne style.

Yes sorry I should just keep going.

by Pjstr July 20, 2018

John Mayer it!

John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.

Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

John Lockin' it

When one pretends that his or her legs don't work. This syndrome often comes on without any warning, causing the person to lose control of their legs and collapse immediately. The legs then become dead weight which must be dragged around until they regain life.

This was first documented in the TV series LOST, in which John Locke lost feeling in his legs and would suddenly collapse while walking.

Kyle: OMG, did you see Sarah collapse when she tried to stand up?

Katie: Yeah, at first I thought she was paralyzed but then I realized she was probably just John Lockin' it.

by MyLegsDontWork May 4, 2010

john waynin' it

to be constipated so badly that it feels as if you are carrying 40 lbs of poop. Legend says John Wayne died with this much fecal matter in his body

I was really john waynin' it the first four days of my vacation!

by shurt February 15, 2009

John Smithin' It.

When you are full of yourself just like John Smith from Pocahontas.

Alex: Look how hott i look in these pants!

Ashley: Alex, you are so John Smithin' It.

Alex: Yeah so?

by Meggybby September 11, 2011