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john carlo 

Pogi, handsome, sexy, funny, outgoing but most of all pogi!!
Uy, John Carlo! Ang pogi mo talaga <3
john carlo by shmexyyy February 15, 2014

John Carlo Ortega 

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.

A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.

Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Ben: "Dude, that guy is John Carlo Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
John Carlo Ortega by Black_Viking January 23, 2023

John Carlo Baltazar 

He's a guy for Mariel Rodriguez only. A guy who will love and care for his girl.
John Carlo Baltazar, sana ako na lang si Mariel!
John Carlo Baltazar by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021

John Carlo Mata 

he is a boy that can burn your eye because his bald head is too shiny
john carlo mata is bald

john carlos 

A dumb gay bitch who "takes your girl" but actually is ugly and single
john carlos by tyftty October 3, 2019

John Carlos 

A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.
That John Carlos helped me to become who I am today.
John Carlos by jcwife_nics November 22, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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