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The one who travels without a destination. Mentally ill
jogya by Sufiyan122 April 25, 2023
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A girl who is the object of every man's affection. Able to melt the heart of even the most calloused of men, a Joyana is affectionate, compassionate, sweet, and loving. Joyanas are known to be the best mothers, friends, and significant others. Deeply committed to God, a Joyana will faithfully maintain her spiritually, always seeking to love and care for others. Lastly, a Joyana is adventurous, effortlessly creating fun and life with those around her.

If you are lucky enough to have met a Joyana, never, under any circumstances, let her go. Out of the millions of women in the world, there is no one like her. With her beauty, her faith, and her love, she is truly unmatched and invaluable.
Wait, you met a Joyana? You are the luckiest man alive!

I'm so glad I met her. She is such a Joyana.

She melts my heart like a Joyana.
Joyana by Frijoles October 13, 2012
Related Words
jogya • joygasm • Jogoat • joya • jigyasa • Jogaile • Joyal • Jigyas • Jigyashree • Joeyann

jaul jogba 

Jaul Jogba is the true name of football player “Paul Pogba”. Then “P”s are swapped with “J”s to signify his love for jogging and walking through games, and his lack of workrate. He is obese and lazy, and holds United back. He has a cult following called “Pogbasexual”s who back him regardless of form, club or national team. He is finished.
“Jaul Jogba leave my club”

“United need to sell Jaul Jogba”

“-Reps Jogba”
jaul jogba by CarrickEra June 7, 2021
One of the sweetest most kind hearted girls you will ever meet. Joya is beautiful but doesn’t know it. She loves to help other people and those in need . She’s one of the most selfless hard working girls you will ever meet.
“Oh wow only joya would know what to do”
Joya by Ashley457 March 17, 2019
1) Puerto Rican slang for asshole (anus)

2) Another word for potholes (holes in roads)

3) Synonym for the lowest part of a hillside, used commonly in Puerto Rico to describe "el campo"

4) Synonym for "joyo", "joyete", "culo" and "fondillo"
Examples:

1) "Esta muchachita se fue con el joyanco caga'o pa' la escuela, coño."

2) "Esa carretera está llena de joyancos, puñeta."

3) "Muchacho, ese jíbaro vive en una joyanca bien cabrona..."

4) "¡Vete a coger por el joyanco, bugarrón!
Joyanco by Dark Paul March 26, 2013
Noun. A time of chilling and peace. Often held as a barbeque though not necessarily always needed to be a Jogaque.

Participants in the Jogaque will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.

Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.

It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.

Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and rape random hoes.
And the Great Lord Visram raised his sidekick up into human form from a flea and he saw it was good.

And the Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.

And on the last day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...

and it was good.
Jogaque by Andy Horse July 23, 2007
A very rare and unique name that comes from Iran and some other parts of the Middle East area. It is a 1 in a 1,000,000. It means Investicator. This name being so rare the person himself who is named this is also very rare. And will pick up a very unique personality. He who thinks for himself. He who does not let others pressure him into doing something he is unsure of. Loves to have fun, somewhat of a dare devil. Loves a good adventure. Very pollite to his peers and elders. Tries to earn peoples respect, never demands it. Always trying to make the world a little better.
Hey how's it going? My name is Jouya.
Wow I've never heard that name before.
Jouya by ManWithoutFear July 6, 2011
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