joffice

a man's most sacred place; the office for grabbing a j; abbreviation for jack-off office

Person 1: "Yo did you end up finishing that paper last night?"

Person 2: "Nah man, I got distracted and spent 5 hours in my joffice instead"

Person 1: "Yeah fuck papers...anytime in the joffice is time well spent"

by slingerofdix September 25, 2014

Joffice

The enclosed space from which a drug dealer sells their marijuana, which tends to be very low quality and overpriced. This tends to be a dorm room or a house found on or around a college campus.

Carl: Hey man you have any bud?
Jeff: Oh you know I got that piffy, step into my Joffice.

by Q_QUILLIAM December 04, 2010

Joffice

The word given to a male inner city worker who has had too many drinks at lunch.

"I'm just going back to the joffice to get my bag."

"Don't you mean office? Have you been drinking?"

by Supert3d August 07, 2009