dodec

a something-something that nobody gives any fux about.

This knowledge awards people free chipotle

AH: "A dodec is a metaphysical object with a very high specific gravity. It's primary use is being dropped"

Me: I don't care... you should give me free chipotle

by slingerofdix November 19, 2013

joffice

a man's most sacred place; the office for grabbing a j; abbreviation for jack-off office

Person 1: "Yo did you end up finishing that paper last night?"

Person 2: "Nah man, I got distracted and spent 5 hours in my joffice instead"

Person 1: "Yeah fuck papers...anytime in the joffice is time well spent"

by slingerofdix September 25, 2014