When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your
lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots
poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his
bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your
lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.