Lagerman's definitions

appoplexy

The sensation of aggravation experienced when assholes with no life insist on inviting you to install apps on your phone to play stupid games that are too lame to sell.

The recent popularity of candy crush saga has given me appoplexy.

by lagerman March 14, 2015

Joey Special

Similar to the concept created by Joey Tribianni off the famous American comedy "Friends," the Joey Special is when one orders two pints at the bar.

"Joey Special please guvna!"
"Right away sir, just need to get 2 pint glasses"

by Lagerman December 27, 2011