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An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
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Joelah
An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.
Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.
Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016
Joelah
A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016
joelah
the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza June 10, 2016
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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