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joemalia
An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
Related Words
Joetallica • Joetard • joeta • ..joetazuna • Joetarded • Joetastic • Joetatoe Head • joetavis • joe tazuna • Joe Tacopenis
Joelah
Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-
Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016
Joelah
An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.
Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.
Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016
Joelah
A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016
Joebait
"See last night I drank a whole glass of Absinthe"
"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"
"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"
"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"
"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"
Joebait by Josh Homme November 21, 2011
joelah
the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent
joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza June 10, 2016
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