jobcucked 

A situation where a person earnestly applies for a job, usually with relevant skills and experience, but has no chance of getting due to the selection panel having already made up their mind about who they will hire (an internal candidate, a family member or friend)

Generally happens in government and large organisations that have bureaucratic HR policies, requiring positions to be externally advertised.

getting jobcucked by an internal hire is so rude. why did you even advertise externally. come on

jobcucked by marrowingstan July 27, 2022

joebucked 

To royally FUBAR; to destory, defile and/or violate in a brutal manner.

Cliffs: mofo driving a veyron runs into a salt water lagoon and left it running. Joebucked the engine.

joebucked by YHHAWNFTPSHI November 12, 2009

Jooucked 

Jooucked:1 To be Shanked by a large object.
Jooucked:2 To be shot

Ex1:Dang, that dude got Jooucked by that shank
Ex2:MAN I just jooucked you with my magnum!

Jooucked by AzN 53nSaTion May 29, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012