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Joebear
nickname given to males with the name Joe because either:
1. they are large like a bear
or
2. they are cuddly like a teddy bear.
Joebear's are normally very sweet guys. They would do anything to be the hero or to help their friends.
1. they are large like a bear
or
2. they are cuddly like a teddy bear.
Joebear's are normally very sweet guys. They would do anything to be the hero or to help their friends.
(girl 1) You see that guy over there? He's so helpful.
(girl 2) Thats because he's a Joebear.
(girl 1) Oh! I thought there was something special about him.
(girl 2) Thats because he's a Joebear.
(girl 1) Oh! I thought there was something special about him.
Joebear by Beckyxoxoxo April 10, 2009
Joebear
A big bear, a fat bear, the best bear, MY bear. Also a cuddle bear. Also a hungry bear needs to be fed a lot. Also a sexy bear. Also a sweet bear. Also a funny bear.
Joebear by stasbear24 July 29, 2019
Joeben
A Joeben is possibly the GOAT of all men. Incredibly sexy, and gets thiccies with absolute ease. His personality is insane, he is charming, handsome, hilarious, and super unique. His unique name has everyone, who he meets, constantly bamboozled. There aren't many Joebens in the world so if you meet one, you must treasure that moment forever.
Betty: Im dating Thomas!!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: Ha, pfft.
Betty: What?!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: But are you dating a Joeben?
Betty: Shit got me there.
Hottest Thiccie of all time: Ha, pfft.
Betty: What?!
Hottest Thiccie of all time: But are you dating a Joeben?
Betty: Shit got me there.
Joeben by ThiiicieMcGee May 10, 2018
joebear
Normally a very considerate and caring loving guy that doesnt really see his full potential. loved by countless otherS he is absolutely amazing no question about it. Joebear also frequently has very lucious hair ;) A truely amazing friend and would make anyone an incredibly happy partner. So lucky to have a cute and cuddly joebear in your life.!
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joebear by november5thx September 6, 2011
joeben
the act of a friend being too concerned with your text messages; i.e. who you're talking to, what they said, what you said
joeben by katebabe55 January 3, 2011
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